cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

You could literally write a book called “Don’t fuck Zeus” about the Ancient Greek mythology..

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awkwardvagina:

i cropped my face out of this
but yeah i was wearing my friend tshirt she cut into a really bad crop top
also my underwear looks weirdly shaped
yeah
ignore the spacehopper and my bad physique  

awkwardvagina:

i cropped my face out of this

but yeah i was wearing my friend tshirt she cut into a really bad crop top

also my underwear looks weirdly shaped

yeah

ignore the spacehopper and my bad physique  

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

I think we talk about shrek enough, don’t you? http://youtu.be/LD8CMb2Gv44

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vinebox:

When noone in group chat answers you

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Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.

wilwheaton:

BLOG: Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.

When our kids were little, they loved Harry Potter, especially Ryan, who has the exact same birthday at Harry.

I never read the books because of reasons, and I only saw the first couple of movies, also because of reasons.

Recently, Anne and I decided that we would finally read the books, and we’re about halfway through the first one (I’m a couple chapters ahead of Anne, because I had some time on…

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Welcome Will to the house to be in!

Anonymous Asked:
why don't stop posting your know-it-all answers like you were part of the crew that made Frozen? You should, I don't know, post things about the movie not your inferences.

arendellekingdom:

Because anon said it, stop sending me asks guys!! Like come on, you come to my kingdom and tell me how I should rule it.. Why won’t you kill me and take over my blog?

If you don’t like what I post… 

No one is making you stay. 

gjume:

this is full of surprises

Omg he’s so cute

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Is that necrophilofthefuture?

Is that necrophilofthefuture?

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heartsonvenus:

My blog is now a shrine to Misty Day…. or just this post <3

With a little foreshadowing and a touch of Stevie~